The tree of sanity must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Twitter followings.
2021
Get your shot, get 10 packets of ramen noodles.
- must be in jail to qualify
I turned the default text size up one notch on my iPhone and now I feel like I’m 73 not 37.
This kind of stuff tips me in favor of decentralized crypto currencies. I don’t have the need to pay for porn or subscribe to an OF, but for the people that do, and the creators, having “Big Finance” say you can’t is just unacceptable. arstechnica.com/?p=1788655
My two year old might be a psychopath.
Regular reminder that health insurance companies suck.
I just stubbed my little toe on the door so hard my stomach hurts.
LinkedIn really needs a dark mode. I do my best people creeping in the evenings and it’s burning my retinas.
That state of tired where just pressing your eyelids together for 2 seconds feels better than … the thing that got you into this state. #DadOps
CDC to recommend everyone go back to masking indoors regardless of vaccination status.
Super.
Me: I want all the devices on my home network to have consistent and easily identifiable names, in consistent IP spaces.
Also me: having all these names lacks creativity and is a lot of work to maintain.
Me again: having all these random names is a pain to remember what’s what.
Anyone know what the deal with the Team USA face masks are all about?
Watching the swimming medal ceremonies and the ones these girls are wearing look more like something Hannibal Lector or Bane would wear and less like anything I’ve seen in the last 16 months.
I get there’s not a lot of love for ultra-billionaires in general, but why is there so much hate towards Branson and Bezos and not as much for Musk when it comes to shooting stuff into space?
Microsoft’s internal Linux distro (Mariner) uses Tiny DNF as it’s package manager — tdnf was developed for VMware Photon OS 🤯 blog.jreypo.io/2021/07/09/a-l…
These #AllStarGame uniforms are 🗑
Me: I don’t need to snapshot this VM before I change this, I’ve done this a hundred times before.
Also me: I really wish I’d made that snapshot.
Be a goldfish, England.
Any good games on today?
Is it just me, or did Twitter change the font used for the web interface?
How much does the DoD have to pay Microsoft for killing JEDI?
Apparently you can only store 32 OATH-TOTP codes on a Yubikey, which basically means it’s not useful for this purpose for me.
I learned this after I tried to program the 33rd code. 🤦♂️
Is the ocean still on fire?
Asking for a friend.
With all these breaches and ransomware attacks going on, I say we just shutdown the Internet for a while until we figure out what’s going on.
9: Is there a White Sox game on? Me: Why? Oh right — you don’t like the Cubs anymore. 9: I also like the Cardinals. Me: WHAT?! What is wrong with you? How are you a member of this family? 9: I just like whatever the opposite of the things you like are. Wife: He finally admits it.
Need the kids to come upstairs?
Restart the Minecraft server.
My two year old keeps saying “why” to anything I say to him. It was cute after the first few times but after 139 it becomes a little grating. #dadlife
That thing when you’re on a team call, and the lead is talking about how important it is that we all complete our QTP well before the deadline, and you’re pretty sure he’s talking directly to you without talking directly to you.
That thing when you’re checking out at the grocery store, and you hear someone’s ringtone is the TOS communicator sound, and start looking around to find your people.
I forgot to tell him we even gave out awards to each other for who could do it the best. #vExpert