Kansas City, I am back inside of you.
2018
Walking through the halls on the way to #VMworld breakfast next to a gentleman speaking French to someone on the phone. I couldn’t understand anything until it came out, very clearly: CIFS
Some things a curse word in any language.
People give me crap for my high total tweet count, despite being on the service over 10 years.
Then I see someone with 2x my stats and think “what does that guy do all day?!”
I really do love my job. If that’s not totally apparent.
Back’s killing me #VMWorld3Word
#VMworld #Protip smile and be kind to the people working the show, directing traffic, scanning badges, serving food. This conference doesn’t happen without them. #DontBeThatGuy
I went back to my hotel around 10pm last night physically exhausted but mentally so jazzed up about the day that I couldn’t go to sleep for two more hours. #vmworld
Managed to sneak away for long enough to update to latest iOS 12 dev beta, and thankfully the Wallet app is fixed again.
Lots of cool product and service announcements at #vmworld, but the most trippy thing is that stage.
I’ve made it #vmworld3word
Disable introvert mode #vmworld3word
The Boeing’s going. #vmworld3word
Here we go! #vmworld3word
From the looks of my timeline I think I’m in the minority NOT flying into #vmworld Vegas tonight.
Now kinda packed #vmworld3word
Step up your Visio game. Create environment diagrams that look like those in the VMware Validated Designs documentation. communities.vmware.com/docs/DOC-38595
So many things to do before #VMworld. But first, first grade soccer game.
Not packed yet #vmworld3word
Are you ready for #VMworld? blogs.vmware.com/vmworld/2018/0…
Ever since my kids went back to school last week, they do their best to push my buttons in the evening. It’s like instead of art or music they’re teaching a special class at inducing rage in parents. #dadops
VMware is changing the way we name certifications blogs.vmware.com/education/2018…
I topped 64,000 postings to this blasted social media networking thing today.
I’m starting to think I might have a problem.
Apple removes Facebook Onavo app from App Store cnbc.com/2018/08/22/app…
MY TWITTER IS BACK!
That was the longest hour of my life.
Security researchers show how attackers targeting Airmail for Mac could get a copy of all your emails 9to5mac.com/2018/08/22/air…
I need to stop browsing online for mechanical watches before I get any wild ideas.
Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during California wildfire arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…
Early 2017, interviewed for a role that was outside my background but interested me.
About 10 minutes into interview, hiring manager asked why I was wasting his time and ended the call.
The next month I landed a position there where I was senior to that guy. #ShareYourRejection
From 2003 to 2016, use of VMware virtual servers saved a total of 415 million metric tons of CO2 fortune.com/change-the-wor…
My youngest was in two half days of preschool this week, and already has a brutal cold. The world would be a lot healthier if it weren’t for these pesky kids and their dog. #dadops