2016

Pant Lover

I have some strict requirements around work pants. My wife hates the “I can see your socks while you’re standing up” hipster look, so they have to be full length. Honestly it’d be a great look since I’m 6’4” but as a result I’m at a 36” inseam. I’m also currently 220lbs, which results in a 36” waist. I could probably lose some weight, but it’s not happening today. I also have a job that’s requires me to dress nicely to meet a customer in the morning, but be willing to crawl under raised floors and chuck 50# boxes around later that afternoon, without a change of clothes.

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“Signal is not perfect. It lacks some features of other messaging apps, like the ability to send stickers.”

I’m confused, it’s a downside?

My barber just got a new Square reader that takes Apple Pay. That reminds me, today is haircut day.

Actually, one other place I paid was Starbucks with their loyalty card, but I fund it through Apple Pay.

I used Apple Pay at four different places yesterday. The fifth place I used my card was plain old swipe.

Apple Pay at 35% of merchants now, I am actually finding more places to use it on a regular basis theverge.com/2016/12/6/1386…

The purpose of the WebEx in question has been established.

It’s still questionable.

Coworker I don’t know, from another region, sends me random WebEx meeting for an hour this afternoon with no context.

#accept #decline 🤔

Samsung Galaxy S8 looking to ditch the headphone jack for USB-C audio thenextweb.com/mobile/2016/12…

Hold on let me add that to my iCloud calen… FUCK.

My iCloud appears to be stormy today.

I don’t think my MacBook is powerful enough to load The Outline. Jebus.

Securely Obscure

A couple of years ago, one of our network security architects at work told me that I was in the wrong business. Storage, virtualization, data centers, it’s all going to the cloud. I’d soon be out of a job. I barely knew the guy. At first I politely laughed when he said it, but then realized he was serious. Not really a great way to make new friends at work. The irony of the situation was that he tracked me down on one of the few times I was in the office, and approached me to help him lay out some of the VMware requirements for a Trend Micro Deep Security implementation.

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Tweetbot needs conversation muting, even for ones you’re not involved in.

Where can I get my own Baby Groot?

#protip “I voted for her” is 我投了她 in Chinese.

VCSA Migration

Last night I did my first customer migration from a Windows based vCenter to the VMware vCenter Server Appliance (VCSA) using the new 6.0 U2M utility. The customer was previously running vCenter 5.1 GA on a Windows Server 2008 R2 based physical HP host. In order to migrate to the VCSA, we first had to do two in place upgrades of vCenter from 5.1 GA to 5.1 U3, then again from 5.

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The best part about getting your carpets cleaned is walking around in wet floors for three days.

This was my first customer VCSA migration. That utility is really amazeballs. No more old and busted physical Windows vCenter!

VCSA migration: complete

Tonight’s project: Migrating customer Windows vCenter 5.5 to VCSA 6.0

That thing when your kid is restless and you put your hand on their chest and they go back to sleep. Feels like you have a super power.

I really need to buckle down and get my VCAP6 Design done, especially because I have less than 90 days before stuff expires. #vcix

Has anyone tried dry erase paint in a home office? I had a customer who did it in their conference rooms, and thought it was a neat setup.

RAID Crash

Recently I had two VMware Horizon View proof of concept setups for work, where we designed an all in one Cisco UCS C240 M4 box, full of local SSD and spindles, in various RAID sets. This lets the customer kick the tires on View in a small setup to see if its a good fit for their environment, but on something more substantial than cribbing resources from the production environment.

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Discussing during all my new vSphere install/upgrade: “You can use the old client, but don’t. There is a better web client coming in X.x”

So, Westworld is kind of … nuts. (No spoilers please I’ve only watched the first episode.)

Meanwhile, on the other side of the county buzzfeed.com/jasonwells/pol…

So FiveThirtyEight says the Chiefs have a 93% chance of getting into the playoffs this year.

So that’s totally not happening.

Now would be a good time to check your app location permissions to see what you may have agreed to without agreeing.