I don’t usually give a damn about college football but winning is kind of nice. Thanks for the experience, Texas.
Me: Why are my tweets just sitting there with a “sending” spinner on the website? Is Twitter having issues?
Also me: Oh yeah, I subscribed to Twitter Blue for a month to see what it was about, and “Undo Tweet” is a thing, even though I almost always use Tweetbot. 🤷♂️
Watching the most recent episode of The Morning Show…
Wife: “There’s just too much going on, first this happens, then this happens, then there is COVID now too?”
Me: “… do you not remember what life was like in 2020?”
Wednesday, November 10, 2021 →
Booster Day + 1: Sore arm, otherwise normal. I’m not sure if it’s good or bad that none of these have done anything to me as far as noticeable side effects, but I’ll take it.
I do some of my best work at the last minute.
I love being able to hit one button in the Home app and updating all my HomePods at once. I only wish the Apple TV was in there as an option too.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 have their first Pfizer shots scheduled for tomorrow! 💉 💉
I feel like an idiot.
I didn’t know I needed this. youtu.be/BwPL0Md_QFQ
My three year old son just proclaimed himself The Vagina King.
Protip: Put your devices in “Do Not Disturb” while giving presentations, so we don’t all have to listen to your notifications.
Me: you’re the only one that gets me.
Also me: I know!
The definition of “too many kids” is usually one more than how ever many you have.
Past performance is not a guarantee of future success.
Everyone complaining right now about a notch on a MacBook Pro in a few weeks will be saying the same thing everyone says about notches on iPhones now.
“I don’t really notice it.”
Just because a process has multiple steps doesn’t mean it’s nefarious. There are multiple steps involved in changing the oil in my car. It’d be easier for someone to read HTML code.
“I know VMWare” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
Regular reminder also to not be a racist, and/or a sexist, and/or a bigot.
I love a rainy night.
From last October. No idea why I was wearing sunglasses inside.