I’m on something like day 19 of this (not Omicron) cold, that I would really like to just be done with by now.
I know multiple people who’ve tested positive for COVID and gotten over it in the time I’ve had to deal with this crud. 🦠
If you’ve ever wondered how far your COVID vapors travel, turn on the Bills/Patriots game and look at the exhaust pouring out of the helmets of the players on the field.
5F in Buffalo tonight.
You would be surprised at how many people after being given permission to say you don’t know the answer will still try and dig to make up some nonsense answer.
I almost always wish they’d let me move onto another topic they do know about.
In the real world you’d just Google it.
It’s just one stupid thing after another.
You learn a lot about what devices in your house are up to, just sitting around and watching DNS requests.
The thing that I’ve disliked about Slack from the beginning (and what I dislike in most apps) is the custom font.
OMG I was today years old when I learned that “/slackfont” is a thing.
/slackfont Helvetica Neue 🤩
Not even before 9am this morning, got notices that two of my oldest son’s tested positive. Gonna be a long week.
I get unreasonably upset by my childrens inability to leave my stuff alone, in Minecraft.
My mentions regret that earlier retweet.
9yo: Did you do something different to your hair? Me: I didn’t take a shower today. 9yo: Yeah, that must be it.
On my way to urgent care for a PCR test because I’m not trusting the antigen test that I took last night.
✅ Scratchy throat ✅ Coughing ✅ Runny nose/congestion ✅ Headache ✅ Sneezing ❌ COVID Test
Kind of wish I could just have this and be done. Feels dumb just having a regular cold right now. 🤧
Having a three year old is like having the worst version of yourself around all the time.
The temperature outside has more than tripled since I woke up this morning.
It’s 7 now.
Fahrenheit. #heatwave
We just discovered my not quite 5mo has two teeth.
3yo wakes up crying with a runny nose and cough. Use antigen test on him, but the run of the nose swab makes him angry-gag and throw up on me.
Sample shows negative, and I’m sure how he’d even get COVID given his super limited exposure BUT HOW IS HE SICK AT ALL? 🤷♂️
Happy 2022.
My paternal grandmother loved to tell jokes. She would be called into service at any holiday for the latest good stories. They were usually pretty dirty.
When I’d visit her house, we’d listen to listen to old comedy albums and watch SNL. But before that, we’d watch Golden Girls.
Anyone else install a bunch of new iOS Safari extensions when they launched and then over the last few weeks remove them because it turns out you really don’t need all that crap running for the same reasons why you don’t need a ton of them on the desktop?
Just me?
Confession: I’ve never seen Die Hard.
Before now.