Ooh, the latest “New Outlook” for macOS beta interface added “All Accounts” back in.

It’s the little things.

Is the feeling that everything I’m reading is slightly italicized some sign of something?

My kids are currently running around the house playing “Surgeon General” — we live in weird times.

The number of times I open Slack when I’m trying to open Photos, or vice versa, IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

Wife pops in my office: “Is it really Thursday?!” Me, surprised: “No, it’s Friday." W: “I thought it was Wednesday." checks calendar M: “… It appears to be Thursday.”

The struggle is real.

I knew there was a good reason why I’ve always been allergic to these things 🙅‍♂️🐈 cdc.gov/media/releases…

Why do people give PowerPoint presentations while not in presentation mode?

The vSphere Flash Client dies on in December! kb.vmware.com/s/article/78589

Throwing keepalived in front of a pair of PiHole servers and getting it to work with IPv6, yeah sure why not?

Toilet paper is now more valuable than a barrel of oil.

Pandemic project success 🤘 I think I might have found the magic combo of Pihole blocking rules that doesn’t break the CNN tvOS app but doesn’t show the ads.

Good news folks. I thought we were out of tortilla chips but I found another bag in the basement.

Nachos!

#pandemicdreams Royals vs Nationals in abbreviated World Series, game 7 ends in tie that must be decided by an obstacle course run by the coaching staff.

Ned Yost crushed it.

Why do people insist on cutting onions during Pixar movies? End of Onward and I swear someone somewhere was chopping some pungent ones.

Today I discovered blink.sh and mosh.org. 🤯

Lots of power in a tiny package. virten.net/2020/04/vmware…

Today’s pandemic menu: reheated rib eye steak, peanut butter M&M’s.

Apple and Google have partnered on COVID-19 contact tracing technology, both companies will release APIs that enable interoperability between Android and iOS devices using apps from public health authorities. apple.com/newsroom/2020/…

“Mom, my teacher ‘liked’ my assignment!” #BraveNewWorld

Sorry I’m just watching the news.