The Apple IIe was the first computer that I ever used. Seeing the launch video is kind of amazing, in some ways Apple’s vocabulary for how they do this hasn’t changed much since 1983. youtu.be/Sif9KHQkDk4

I have a recurring dream where I’m surrounded by folks not wearing a mask, start to get upset, and then I realize that I left mine in the car.

“Our app says we should have 15 by the end of the week.”

Your app says you have 7 right now, your app is a liar.

Cannot get the theme song to Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country out of my head.

Might as well watch the movie.

I’m doing two technical interviews this afternoon for an open TAM role, and we do them via Zoom with video, so I put on a “nice” shirt for the first time in … I’m gonna say March?

What qualifications does one have to have to run for local school board?

Asking for a friend.

It’s August 4. I have the AC turned off and all the windows open. I’m contemplating working from the back deck. 2020 is weird.

How do people who regularly get a lot of interaction on Twitter not go insane with notifications. I had a few more popular threads and such and it’s just a ton of alerts every time I open the app.

Almost wants to drive me back to a third party app to avoid seeing it all.

Next time we land something this important from space off the Florida coast, can the Navy or the Coast Guard be around to blast the idiot onlookers out of the water?

WELCOME BACK TO EARTH, BOB AND DOUG!

“Breaking the Law” has become my 5yo’s new favorite song.

Not sure if I should read anything into this regarding his future, or not. music.apple.com/us/album/break…

I have a UDP joke, but I’m not sure if you’ll get it.

I need a vacation.

When you see an ad on Instagram and think “oh those pants would be nice at work, if I ever have to wear pants again.”

One of our friends drove across town to bring us a dozen fresh glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts, just because.

You should have more friends like mine.

Me installs spell-check markdown plugin for VSCode.

Me sees all the red squiggly lines.

Me cries.

Me sorry.

Scotch whisky is the best whiskey. 🥃

NSX for vSphere 6.4.7 with support for vSphere 7.0 is now available docs.vmware.com/en/VMware-NSX-…

Purpose. 🤦‍♂️

GitHub experts of Twitter: I notice a fair number of people who fork my repo, but then do nothing with their copy, even to keep it updated with my changes. What’s their pourpose?