My XS Max already feels comically large to hold now.

To be clear, I’ve already voted. Biden could walk out naked wearing a tiara and do the Macarena for 90 minutes and neither my vote nor my opinion would change.

I told him I wasn’t sure what that meant because “I only took the ACT and it was 20 years ago.”

I left the room to walk to the library to study, where I promptly got lost because the school had been remodeled and I couldn’t find my way out. 🧠

Want some more insight into my 2020 dreams? Well too bad, here it is anyway.

Dream last night I was back in high school class. Of course there was a surprise test over a book on “Jewish life in Allied occupied Germany” 🤷‍♂️

The instructor was Supreme Court justice Neil Gorsich. 👨‍⚖️ Of course I was sick the day the book was assigned. I asked for an extension and was told I could have a day, but my own custom test would require “SAT-like” writing precision.

My eight year old just taught me that you can put 3D animated dinosaur models in PowerPoint presentations.

Get ready for the most intense TAM Status Reports you’ve ever seen.

Apparently, in Bash 5.x, when you use curl to download a bash script and pipe it to bash, then use that script to git clone a repo, with more bash scripts, then in the same script use ‘sh’ too run the local script, when you source a file it “cannot be found” 🙄

Works in Bash 4.x

All I’ve really had to eat today is a donut, some Chex Mix, and a whole bunch of coffee.

This doesn’t seem healthy.

I’ve cut my hair a half dozen times during the pandemic. Each time the results have been more than acceptable. Today the trimmers and I got into a bit of a disagreement, and I lost. 👨‍🦲

Today I accidentally stumbled on the awesomeness that are SVG images.

✅ Pi-hole deployed in Docker on Photon OS ✅ Stubby deployed in Docker on Photon OS ❓ Getting Pi-hole container to talk to Stubby

I understand they need to be on the same network in Docker, but so far I’ve been unsuccessful in doing that. 🤔

Also nearly ordered a pizza with pepperoni on it the other day, but then I realize I don’t do that anymore, and got sad.

So I ate chicken instead. Again. 🐓

Corona is launching a hard seltzer line.

🙄

Right, because nothing makes me think “refreshment” in 2020 like the Corona.

Next time I do a job interview I’ll be sure to respond to each question with “thanks for that question but let me tell you about something else entirely.”

Any bash nerds out there? I’m trying to make a script that runs by piping to bash after grabbing with curl. Mostly everything works fine except I need to prompt for user input (read command) but it just skips over that.

When I download and run the script locally, it prompts.

I occasionally talk about my bizarre dreams here, but I’m sick of having them, just few nights this week I want to go to bed and wake up the next morning with no movie having gone on in my head.

He doesn’t care about me. He doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t care about them. He only cares about himself.

My uncle died unexpectedly on Monday. Just sitting on the couch watching the Chiefs game with his daughter and then in a minute he’s gone. He was kind of “famous” in my hometown, and people always used to assume I was his son. RIP Bob 🔥 #DumspterFire2020 kuathletics.com/former-kansas-…

I have now reupgraded to macOS Big Sur (third install this cycle) but this one feels like a keeper. 🤞

BREAKING NEWS: OCTOBER SURPRISE!

It’s October already.