It’s like this thing knows that I complained it on Twitter, and it’s letting me know who’s boss.
Today I worked from early in the morning until late in the evening. I made many calls and took many meetings.
“Dad will you read my fortune cookie?” 🥠
Sure… it says ‘Your Minecraft server will be deleted.’ 😏
“WHAT?! Noooooooo” 😭
Just kidding, it says your dad is a jerk.
I hate computers.
I’m just here for the coffee.
Capital can refer to:
- uppercase letters
- accumulated wealth
- the city that serves as the seat of government.
Capitol is the building in which the government meets.
When I said you should be using Signal, I didn’t mean all at once. 🤷♂️
I’ve owned or used all three unibody MacBook Pro (2010, 2013, 2017) and the 2017 is my least favorite of all of them.
It has nothing to do with the keyboard (no crumbs!), or the Touch Bar, or the ports (USB-C FTW).
It’s that the fans, run, constantly, under the slightest load.
What is your masking system?
May we all live in less interesting times, soon.
Every time they mention on CNN that “they deleted his Twitter account” I just bust out laughing. It’s so absurd.
Do we just need to IP ban all White House public IP segments until after next week?
I’ve been participating and in some cases administrating online communities for over 20 years and never in my wildest dreams did I ever contemplate the President of the United States being someone who would be personally banned and then using duplicate accounts on any platform.
New rule: you can either be on social media, or have the nuclear codes, but not both.
Get rid of him.
Supporting and defending the Constitution isn’t just about following some rules or holding offices. If this moment doesn’t clearly show what “all enemies foreign and domestic” means, then I’m not sure what does.
This cannot go unanswered.
I don’t even know what to say right now.
I forgot how terrible the original Xbox controller was. I think they’d redesigned it by the time I bought one, but I remember playing at a friends house on that giant one. Would love to know who thought that was a good layout.
Talked to my manager today, told her if I didn’t see $11,780 added to my salary, there would be, probably, consequences. Said just tell HR she counted wrong.
Internal monologue —
Me: WHY ISN’T THE NEW CODE EVEN RUNNING!?
Also Me: Did you push the changes to Git?
Me: FUCK!