People making a big deal about governments approving veterinarians to give the COVID-19 vax.
I have known my vet longer than my GP. I’d be more than happy to let her poke me for this.
Plus, after the shot, she’d probably rub my belly and give me a treat for being a good boy. 😄
That thing where LinkedIn says you should wish one of your contacts a happy birthday… except they’ve been dead for a few years 🤨
My range isn’t huge but this pandemic has led to me hitting both my longest and my shortest hair of maybe my life in the course of a few months.
If each update to macOS Big Sur could quit removing the Xcode CLI tools, that’d be great. 🤬
There is a high school kid walking home in front of my house, with a beard thicker than anything I could dream of growing.
Not jealous at all. Not even a little bit. 🥲
9yo: Dad why are Vulcans always science officers? Me: Bud, I’m on the phone. 9yo: Uhhhhhhhggg. … He’s got a point there …
My frequently used emoji reactions has been reset in Slack.
I am broken.
3/4 of my parents/in-laws have been fully or partially vaccinated. 1/1 grandparents. 🙌
Is there some compelling reason for me to get out of bed this morning?
My customer asked what the new VCTA certification exams were like, and I didn’t think I could speak to it without taking one. First time with a proctored home exam as well. Not bad. #CrushedIt youracclaim.com/badges/75d8931…
I feel like I have been talking all day.
About to see how well my home UPS units work. Kansas City metro is starting rolling power outages right now! fox4kc.com/news/temporary…
Is there a German word for being disappointed when you got exactly what you expected?
Is there not a way with Microsoft Teams (for Mac) to automatically mute when I enter a call?
It’s probably not a great look professionally to for everyone to hear my groans and sighs.
Updated to Big Sur 11.2
Magic Keyboard is lagging to hell over Bluetooth now.
😩
I really need to clean out my office.
Apple Music: Here is a playlist of country songs from 1991.
Me: Oh neat, I remember these from when I was a kid, man this must have been like 20 years ago.
Apple Music: …
Me: THIRTY YEARS AGO?!
My mom got her vaccination today. 🙌
When you’re getting something for free, remember to ask yourself: am I the customer, or the product?
“Why is there a PlayStation controller in my underwear drawer?” #dadlife