With all these breaches and ransomware attacks going on, I say we just shutdown the Internet for a while until we figure out what’s going on.
9: Is there a White Sox game on? Me: Why? Oh right — you don’t like the Cubs anymore. 9: I also like the Cardinals. Me: WHAT?! What is wrong with you? How are you a member of this family? 9: I just like whatever the opposite of the things you like are. Wife: He finally admits it.
Need the kids to come upstairs?
Restart the Minecraft server.
My two year old keeps saying “why” to anything I say to him. It was cute after the first few times but after 139 it becomes a little grating. #dadlife
That thing when you’re on a team call, and the lead is talking about how important it is that we all complete our QTP well before the deadline, and you’re pretty sure he’s talking directly to you without talking directly to you.
That thing when you’re checking out at the grocery store, and you hear someone’s ringtone is the TOS communicator sound, and start looking around to find your people.
I forgot to tell him we even gave out awards to each other for who could do it the best. #vExpert
How is there still no default Weather app for iPad?
Or Calculator?
Me: I’m not going to just buy stuff on Prime because it’s on sale today.
Also Me: I bought this DeWalt 20V Max Cordless Drill Combo Kit because it was half off on Prime.
Why do all the grocery store delis around here think people want a bunch of sugar in their “homemade” potato salad? 🤮
I tell you what, HBO test email Twitter is my favorite kind of Twitter.
I just bought another computer so my not yet three year old can play Minecraft with his brothers. #dadlife
I’m having youth soccer coaching withdrawals.
Get your vaccine, or suffer the consequences consumer.healthday.com/5-13-new-coron…
Have the confidence of a member of Congress that doesn’t own a calendar.
6yo: You’re weird. Me: Remember that conversation we had about half of you coming from me, and half coming from your mom? 6yo: Yeah Me: What do you think I gave you? 6yo: I’m pretty weird too huh?
Yep.
All three children are crying in their beds, mad at me for different reasons. Loving #dadlife tonight. 🙄
I’ve wanted to buy a Ryzen Threadripper chip for a while, for no other reason than I love the name.
Then I found out there is a Threadripper Pro, and the only thing stopping me is…
The $6000 price tag.
“A new sign-in has been detected on your eBay account” 😟
… Oh yeah that was me.
Watching an old episode of Full House, where The Beach Boys come and take the Tanner family (who live in San Francisco) in a limo to a concert — but the next scene is them at the Los Angeles Colosseum.
6 hours away.
It’s almost like TV is a huge lie.