3PAP

Wife: Did you buy another CPAP machine?!

Me: Maybe

Wife: So now you have three? Why do you need three?!

Me: Home, travel—

Wife: You already got one for travel a few months ago!

Me: Well that one was really too big for serious travel, this is an actual travel CPAP.

Wife: So what are you going to do with the other one?

Me: Keep it as my backup.

Wife: … … … This is such a weird hobby.

Me: … so I want to by this German-made one to replace the home machine.

Wife: STOP