3PAP
Wife: Did you buy another CPAP machine?!
Me: Maybe
Wife: So now you have three? Why do you need three?!
Me: Home, travel—
Wife: You already got one for travel a few months ago!
Me: Well that one was really too big for serious travel, this is an actual travel CPAP.
Wife: So what are you going to do with the other one?
Me: Keep it as my backup.
Wife: … … … This is such a weird hobby.
Me: … so I want to by this German-made one to replace the home machine.
Wife: STOP