My three year old son just proclaimed himself The Vagina King.
2021
Protip: Put your devices in “Do Not Disturb” while giving presentations, so we don’t all have to listen to your notifications.
Me: you’re the only one that gets me.
Also me: I know!
The definition of “too many kids” is usually one more than how ever many you have.
Past performance is not a guarantee of future success.
Everyone complaining right now about a notch on a MacBook Pro in a few weeks will be saying the same thing everyone says about notches on iPhones now.
“I don’t really notice it.”
Just because a process has multiple steps doesn’t mean it’s nefarious. There are multiple steps involved in changing the oil in my car. It’d be easier for someone to read HTML code.
“I know VMWare” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
Regular reminder also to not be a racist, and/or a sexist, and/or a bigot.
I love a rainy night.
From last October. No idea why I was wearing sunglasses inside.
I don’t think I’d be a very good cult member.
The world needs more Facebook outages.
T-Mobile support has been absolutely abysmal lately. Been waiting on hold or for chat for literally hours today.
Sometimes I think the new email “DING” in Outlook is out to get me.
Sometime I find myself just swaying from side to side like I’m trying to calm a baby.
Except I’m not holding a baby.
T-Mobile took a couple hours to activate my new SIM on the iPhone 13 Pro but it seems to be working fine now. 🤞
First impression: ProMotion is smooth.
iPhone 13 Pro is hefty.
Wednesday, September 22, 2021 →
All your heros will eventually disappoint you.
My body just tried to cough, hiccup and burp at the same time.
Having been on my share of company all hands calls, even when you work for a fairly open org, they are usually pretty boring. (Minus maybe when Pat left.)
Can’t imagine the worlds most secretive company is any different. Someone live tweeting on from Apple is, not THAT exciting.
I love the black DLC coating on my stainless Apple Watch Series 5, and extremely disappointed that they don’t make them with this finish anymore.
It’s practically indestructible and looks as good as the day I pulled it out of the box.
Wednesday, September 8, 2021 →
Where was this #USMNT against El Salvador and Canada last week?
Everything is better with LEDs.
Flu shot acquired. 💉
Watching #USMNT ⚽️ game against SLV, and 😳 at the 20ft high fences around the pitch, and the security forces with riot shields protecting players during corner kicks.
Wondering if I need this for my first grade rec game next weekend. 🤔
Wednesday, September 1, 2021 →
Tried to schedule flu shots for the family and our doctors office didn’t have a clinic until November. Said they might have some available in October.
That thing where your child spits up INTO your mouth. #DadOps
The number of time I just find myself watching Paw Patrol after all of the kids have left the room is TOO DAMN HIGH 🐾
Are fanny packs making a comeback? Because if so, I am here for it.