2020

Good news folks. I thought we were out of tortilla chips but I found another bag in the basement.

Nachos!

#pandemicdreams Royals vs Nationals in abbreviated World Series, game 7 ends in tie that must be decided by an obstacle course run by the coaching staff.

Ned Yost crushed it.

Why do people insist on cutting onions during Pixar movies? End of Onward and I swear someone somewhere was chopping some pungent ones.

Today I discovered blink.sh and mosh.org. 🤯

Lots of power in a tiny package. virten.net/2020/04/vmware…

Today’s pandemic menu: reheated rib eye steak, peanut butter M&M’s.

Apple and Google have partnered on COVID-19 contact tracing technology, both companies will release APIs that enable interoperability between Android and iOS devices using apps from public health authorities. apple.com/newsroom/2020/…

“Mom, my teacher ‘liked’ my assignment!” #BraveNewWorld

Sorry I’m just watching the news.

I know we’re all making due with what we have, but if you’re going to be interviewed on live TV via web cam, figure out how to position it so we aren’t looking up your nose.

British PM has been hospitalized for COVID-19 😳

Possibly unpopular opinion: I hate hate hate Cheerios. I hate their appearance and texture, but most of all I hate the way they smell.

Two, kids. Whatever.

I’m starting to think Zoom is a bit of a privacy dumpster fire…

“Weimar Republic” is trending… there’s something you don’t see every day.

I’m being told it’s Saturday. I’m not sure I believe that, but the real question is, does it even matter anymore?

If you’ve got an hour of your life to spend thinking about the 1918 influenza then this video is worth your time, fascinating look at how viruses evolve and jump between species m.youtube.com/watch?v=48Klc3…

Nobody goes to Zoom for an “advertising experience,” personalized or not. And nobody wants ads aimed at their eyeballs elsewhere on the Net by third parties using personal information leaked out through Zoom. blogs.harvard.edu/doc/2020/03/27…

I should go to sleep, but sitting alone in a dark and quiet house listening to the thunder and falling rain might be worth being tired in the morning.

I just watched the season finale of Picard, and holy shit do I have feelings. 🤯

EACH DAY IS SLIGHTLY MORE EXHAUSTING THAN THE LAST ONE

WFH #protip for Apple users: don’t forget to charge your Magic Keyboard/Mouse over the weekend.

How do we not already have a continuity of government plan that factors in congress being able to do their job (vote) from remote locations?

Watching regular TV (Last Man Standing) instead of the news and can’t stop thinking “WHY ARE THEY SO CLOSE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW”

There it is. See you in a month. #stayhomekc kctv5.com/coronavirus/co…

I need to build a green screen for my Zooming activity.

Had a nice conversation with the new neighbors tonight… from our respective decks. #SocialDistancing

New iPads!? Finally something to obsess over besides the pandemic.

My oldest is way too fucking happy about school being shut down. 🙄

You also have to (at the time at least, it could be different) turn in your approved list to the store when you check out, so if you can’t get everything on it when you leave, you don’t get it. Again, my experience with this is 15 years old, but it’s not an easy thing to be on.