#vExpertClassOf2013
2019
New AirPods with even better battery life, faster device switching and wireless charging?! As someone who uses the last generation all day, everyday, ordered without hesitation.
Can any Solidfire gurus tell me if updating the Element OS code also upgrades the VASA/VVol provider running on the nodes, or is that a separate operation? #vExpert
My wife bought me some new deodorant. So far I‘ve had a mixed impression.
One the one hand, it smells like coconut. On the other, it rips the hairs from my underarm during application.
But, yah know, coconuts. 🤷♂️
VMware Horizon Client 5.0 for Mac has a refreshed user interface and now supports macOS Mojave dark mode 😎 docs.vmware.com/en/VMware-Hori…
You know what would make this situation less complicated?
Spreadsheets.
It’s so good to be home, where the mesh WiFi runs runs off a 1gig connection, the shower temperature has more than two settings, and the Nespresso is plentiful.
Oh, and there is proximity to wife and kids.
Just got the email, I’m now #vExpert *******
Anyone at #wwko still at the Grand feel like a walk to In-N-Out?
Did anyone else at #wwko in the MGM Grand have a shower that only had two settings? Death Valley or Antarctica?
My day is looking up. No one sitting next to me on the second leg to #wwko. Nap time!
All I did was ask for a cookie from the flight attendant. I gave her an opening to start conversation and she went in for the kill.
No cookies for her, gluten free.
Normally I’m very good at sleeping on planes, unless the person I’m sitting next to insists on telling me their life story.
Maybe I’ll play the tables tonight. I was already selected for a “random” rubbing by my friendly neighborhood TSA contractor. I think it’s my lucky day. 🍀
I bought a new suitcase. My wife was annoyed. Later I’m working from my home office and hear my four year old say…
“Mom, you should let dad buy whatever he wants. He bought one suitcase. Let him buy three suitcases if he wants."
NSX-T, 2.4. Get it hot, get it fresh, get it now! my.vmware.com/web/vmware/inf…
Wednesday, February 27, 2019 →
The former head of Kaspersky Lab’s investigation unit was sentenced to 14 years by Russian military court for treason, by providing FBI analysts with information on an investigation into the activities of a Russian businessman darkreading.com/vulnerabilitie…
I love watching Pat talk about things he’s excited about cnbc.com/video/2019/02/…
I was the good kind of busy this week.
Show some positivity to the people around you today.
Although one of those things I would like to do someday. 🖖
That thing where you’re like “why am I still hungry?” and then you realize you only ate half your sandwich and get to keep going.
Despite what my Nest might believe, the bacon was not burnt.
#vExpert 2019 applications close at midnight tonight. Don’t be lazy like me and wait to the last minute. vexpert.vmware.com
Hey, did you know Apple is doomed? 9to5mac.com/2019/02/06/aap…
I’m so ready to get KonMari-ed youtube.com/watch?v=xZfn_O…
Do I spark your joy? techcrunch.com/2019/02/05/thi…
Good news! Your VCP will no longer expire after two years. youtube.com/watch?v=T1mTUX…
Anker 10w Qi charger, with USB-C connectivity, half off today … YES PLEASE, I’ll take four! amazon.com/gp/product/B07…
Neat 🙄