My home printer just decided that it doesn’t want to accept print jobs anymore, worked fine last night, and OMG IT IS ALMOST 2020 WHY ARE PRINTERS STILL TERRIBLE.
2019
I can’t be the only one who’s tired of “Top X of 2019” or “The Biggest X of the 2010s” stories, right?
Do you have a retention “policy” on your personal email?
Wednesday, December 25, 2019 →
My 14mo managed to 👋 to my dad that he needed to 💩 and did it in the 🚽 for the first time.
It’s a 🎄 miracle.
I went out and offered them a snack, which we have out for all the delivery folks … one of them (who lives in my old neighborhood) asked if I had any Guinness. Sadly, I did not. 😆
NetNewsWire for iOS public beta now available inessential.com/2019/12/22/net…
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
I have seen the thing. Carry on.
Everyone stop tweeting about the movie that came out tonight. Please.
All I’ve been doing today is replying to deleted tweets.
It’s not exactly a lie if I just don’t tell the kids school has been cancelled tomorrow.
Just got my first post-AWS vendor email.
- Unsubscribe
Wednesday, December 11, 2019 →
Oracle is moving OpenWorld out of San Francisco and to Las Vegas, citing cost and “street conditions” bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/n…
The Wheels for the new Mac Pro are $400. 😹
VMware Remote Console 11.0 can now be installed from the Mac App Store. Installation from the App Store is recommended on machines running macOS 10.15 or later. apps.apple.com/us/app/vmware-…
There’s a rodeo convention that has rolled onto the Vegas Strip mid #reinvent. There is now an interesting convergence of developers in hoodies and cowboys in Stetson hats.
One advantage to hosting thanksgiving is once everyone is gone, and the kids are in bed, you can eat more pie. 🥧
Wednesday, November 27, 2019 →
The close up shots of the peanut butter in Reece’s commercials make me want them a lot less. 🤢
“I’ve gotta get one of those.” 😂 #TheMandalorian
My ability to be patient with new umpires and referees is proportional to their ability focus on the game and do basic math.
Me: Only retain 30 days worth of iMessages.
iPhone: Oh you’d like to keep these forever, right?
The Disney+ app (at least for Apple TV) is very well done. It did something I’ve never seen before, a “skip recap” button for #TheMandalorian.
Wednesday, November 13, 2019 →
My kingdom for a children’s toothpaste dispenser that is incapable of making a huge mess.
I haven’t been particularly “excited” for #TheMandalorian coming out because … Trek > Wars … but I was hooked in the first 5 minutes. Damn.
Are all of the #MSIgnite sessions live streamed?
Thanks for all your lowball bids, Twitter Friends, but I sold my S4 for a more reasonable price this morning.
Researchers unearth malware that siphoned SMS texts out of telco’s network AKA why we need end to end encrypted messaging everywhere. arstechnica.com/?p=1594265
Congrats #Nats
Want to buy my Series 4? swappa.com/listing/view/L…
5yo: “Grandpa can we go outside?” Gpa: “Sure but don’t step in the bare spots, I just planted grass there.” 5yo: 🤔 “Grandpa why did a bear leave spots in your yard?”