2018

Southwest has no plans to stop being Southwest inc.com/bill-murphy-jr…

I rediscovered Tooth Fairy for macOS to handle switching my AirPods off my phone, and I forgot how great it works c-command.com/toothfairy/

Plastic Straw Ban — with everything wrong in the world, we are going to send people to prison for using a straw?! newsweek.com/plastic-straw-…

Ah, it’s Apple quarterly earning day, where all the tech people pretend to be finance people for a day.

Maybe I should just close Twitter now.

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Nothing better than going to bed late, being woken up by a crazy dog in the middle of the night, getting up much earlier than normal, and coming down with a cold. My head feels like it’s going to explode.

🤧

Today in #TweetYourMeat adventures, trying a new short rib recipe. There’s bourbon involved, so worst case, there’s that.

I wish there was a way to trigger the Ignore Conversation function in Apple Mail.

Or, you know, people could quit using Reply All to a dozen distribution lists.

Twitter kicks bad accounts off the platform, gets punished by 20% stock drop. 🤦‍♂️

VMware vSphere 6.7.0c has been released docs.vmware.com/en/VMware-vSph…

Burglar wakes up couple to ask to use their Wi-Fi network arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

Certified Expert

I’m pleased to announce that yesterday I passed the VCAP6.5-DCD exam, thus earning the VMware Certified Implementation Engineer – Data Center Virtulization “milestone” after elevating the VCAP5-DCA exam that I earned back in 2014. The DCD exam has been on my list of things to do since not long after I did the DCA. My first attempt was during the beta cycle for the 6.0 exam. The results for that exam took so long to be returned, and after shifting in job roles since then, I’d not had an oppertunity to sit for it until now.

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VCAP6.5-DCD exam, passed. 🤘

I’d never heard of the term “Monte Carlo simulation” until an internal presentation this week, and now I’ve seen it come up in tweets and other things three times this week.

Great, now Watson is trying to kill us statnews.com/2018/07/25/ibm…

Sometimes the track pad on my MacBook Pro is just like “f— you, no drag and dropping allowed” and I have no idea why.

Leaked benchmarks show Intel is dropping hyperthreading from i7 chips arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/0…

In other news, I can go back to lusting after new hardware.

BREAKING NEWS: All software has bugs.

macOS High Sierra 10.13.6 Supplemental Update addresses #throttlegate issue on new MacBook Pros 9to5mac.com/2018/07/24/app…

Facebook looking to return from 365 to Gsuite. theinformation.com/articles/in-re…

This year’s iPhones may require an official USB-C charger for fast charging 9to5mac.com/2018/07/23/iph…

VMware Horizon 7.5.1 now available, with, resolved CVEs! docs.vmware.com/en/VMware-Hori…

Deploy and manage GCP resources from within your vRealize Automation environment cloudplatform.googleblog.com/2018/07/vmware…

See you in the morning, folks.

Or not, who knows. 🤷‍♂️

VMunderground tickets go on sale tomorrow at noon Vegas time vsquaredb.ticketleap.com/vmunderground-…

I did something totally out of character yesterday, and upgraded my phone late in the cycle to the iPhone X.

And my only regret was that I didn’t do this sooner.

iOS 12 developer beta 4 requires device to be unlocked before connecting any USB accessories appleinsider.com/articles/18/07…

I’m only human, after all.

Anyone with a 15” MacBook Pro have direct experience with a USB-C external battery? Looks like most of them output at around 30W, which is about 1/3 of the stock charger. Is it worth it even on what amounts to a trickle charge?