We’re only two products into the #AppleEvent and my bank account is already screaming.
2018
The company I worked for last year was aggressively trying to consolidate the number of *nix platforms, eliminate legacy tech like mainframe, DB2, WebSphere and reduce the overall spend with IBM…
By moving to Red Hat’s stack.
I’m sure they weren’t the only ones.
“Cyber security company” is not how I would ever have described RedHat 🤨
While helping my parents move I found a letter I wrote to myself in 1999.
AMD confirms no new drivers for 32-bit versions of Windows will be released news.softpedia.com/news/amd-kills…
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Apple killed the ‘Graykey’ iPhone hack forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…
Tractor-trailer carrying nearly 30,000 pounds of Bagel Bites overturns at I-70 in Kansas City #totalloss 😱 fox4kc.com/2018/10/25/tra…
CBS places two-season order for animated series ‘Star Trek: Lower Decks’ techcrunch.com/2018/10/25/cbs…
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Using an iPhone could cost a Samsung celebrity $1.6m 📱 9to5mac.com/2018/10/24/usi…
Tim Cook blasts ‘weaponisation’ of personal data bbc.com/news/technolog…
Driving around while wife gets her hair done for family photos tonight, four year old and newborn are snoozing in the back of the van. This is the most quiet I’ve had in weeks.
Wife asked me last night if I bought a billion dollar ticket, I said no because she gets mad at me for wasting my money.
“It’s only a waste if you lose.”
I probably wouldn’t tell anyone, including my family. You’d all just wonder why I was always replacing my Apple toys on a daily basis.
Maybe I’ve already won. 🤔🤫 #IfIWonABillionDollars
I’ve reclaimed my iPad Pro that my son has been using for the last few months. Seemed like a silly device for a four year old, and I have plans for it again.
Don’t worry though, he got a mini 4.
USB-C charging cable for Apple Watch? I literally cannot buy this.
Kid 1: carefully bathe in perfectly warmed water in specially designed infant tub
Kid 2: hover over regular bath tub and wash child with soft towels and special soaps
Kid 3: “can he just get in the shower with you?”
Apple is distancing itself again from Google and Facebook with a new privacy website finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-dis…
We may have hit a sweet spot in car seat rotations where I can finally transport more than one adult in my car 🙌 who wants to go out to lunch with me now?!
Everything but Windows is what will save Windows petri.com/everything-but…
Every vSphere release generates the same drama. So…
Protip: Before installing any significant enterprise software upgrade, validate all the products surrounding it are supported. Test them before going into production.
Automating downloads from MyVMware virtuallyghetto.com/2018/10/automa…
Lunch time me: I should eat fewer carbs.
Dinner time also me: I’m going to eat half this large pizza.
Has anyone else who got a flu shot had pain in their arm a couple weeks later? Was fine immediately after but this morning woke up muscle pains that have persisted all day. Hoping I just slept on it wrong, and not preparing for it to fall off.
- Works to perfectly frame picture to include all people, pieces and parts.
- Picture gets posted to Instagram as a square photo with shoes and tops of heads out of frame.
🙄
Love it when you have to wake up and question what the duck your mind is doing up there while you’re not using it.
So there’s something to chew on this Sunday afternoon.
Under his eye.
I had a dream last night we lived in some Handmaid’s Tale like world except that I was on the wrong side. I’m petty sure I was trying to help some people escape to 🇨🇦, but also doing horrible things to others in the process.
So that’s awesome. 😩
Alarm goes off, checks phone, 8am soccer game cancelled due to field conditions.
Sweet! Back to sleep.
2 minutes later, four year old appears.
“Dad, I peed the bed.”
😩
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