Unreasonable excited for a new set of PowerPoint templates. This is #TAMlife.
2018
Yet another thing we’re in the hook for killing — The trouble with tuna: ‘a lot of millennials don’t even own can openers’ wsj.com/articles/tuna-…
Last weekend we had a blizzard. Tonight a thunderstorm.
Kansas.
VMC on AWS expands to GovCloud cloud.vmware.com/community/2018…
Had some of those dreams last night where I was hired back at my old employer. This is what I deserve for creeping on LinkedIn profiles of former coworkers before bed.
Alternative future headlines: Amazon warehouse robots in Europe stage ‘human rights are robot rights’ protests techcrunch.com/2018/11/23/ama…
Marital compromise: when it comes to Christmas lighting this year I wanted to go all Clark W. Griswold, and my wife wanted a tasteful application of only clear lights.
So we put up exactly what she wanted.
Plus a blow up Darth Vader holding a candy cane.
😘
Just walking upstairs right now feels like a Herculean effort. #HappyThankgiving
This #chiefs game. 😳
Being the parent of an infant means not having any nice clothes.
There are just shirts with spit-up stains, and shirts that haven’t been spit-up on yet.
Japan’s cyber-security minister has ‘never used a computer’ 🤨 bbc.com/news/amp/techn…
Need to check the status of a VMware cloud service? status.vmware-services.io
In the fallout of the whole Twitter API change from a few months ago, I don’t miss 1) push notifications 2) tweet activity (likes, RT, etc) 3) streaming but I really wish that DMs were instant again.
Wednesday, November 14, 2018 →
Exploding iPhone X on upgrade to iOS 12.1 ‘definitely not expected behavior,’ says Apple — phew! 👨🚒9to5mac.com/2018/11/14/exp…
Wednesday, November 14, 2018 →
My baby’s head kind of smells like maple syrup. I’m starting to wonder if maybe he’s part Canadian. 🤔
The DND function on iMessage threads should sync between clients.
If your last 38 tweets are just daily Paper.li updates, you’re doing this thing all wrong.
At current rate of install, it may have been more efficient to just reimage the SD card.
Anyone know what it costs to put a pinball machine in your house?
The baby slept for almost 4 hours without interruption last night. Which means so did dad. It was glorious.
It’s a great day in Kansas 🌻
I (early) voted. You should too. 🇺🇸
I’ve recently become familiar with the term #dadcore — I had no idea I was so fashion forward.
Mystery interstellar asteroid Oumuamua ‘could be gigantic alien solar sail sent to look for signs of life’ standard.co.uk/news/world/mys…
For some reason I like Mojave’s dark mode a whole lot more when I have my Mac on a big monitor.
I’ve been using my MacBook Pro in clamshell mode hooked up to my Samsung 24” 4K display, for the last couple days.
Even Microsoft Office (latest insider build) looks nice dark.
The cable management situation in my home office is disgusting right now, but I’m trying something different and don’t want to commit myself yet.
November is the best month of the year. My birthday, my favorite holiday, and an election. 🎂 🦃 🗳
Both kids went to bed easily and were never heard from again tonight.
Maybe I should have them run to the front door of every house in the neighborhood on a regular basis.
Announcing General Availability of VMware vSphere Platinum, the best edition of vSphere since … Enterprise Plus blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2018/1…
Hmm, apparently one can share a calendar with the entire company. #TIL