Someone just asked me if I was active on Twitter.
🤣
2018
6YO: “Dad, mom says your stock is down.”
I’m not sure if he’s talking about $VMW or something else 🤔
Looking at wedding photos on our 10 year anniversary, and the only thing I can think is: I used to be so skinny 😭
If only there was a large metropolitan area available to film a show called Kansas City that looked like Kansas City 🤔
A dystopian political comedy about Kansas City on Hulu?! Bring it on. kansascity.com/entertainment/…
I have a consistent ability to nap on planes, except when it’s a red eye.
We’re all imposters. qz.com/1296783/it-tur…
Sometimes, my brain plays tricks on me, and I do stupid things.
I need some new I ❤️ NSX stickers. I used my last one to cover up my previous HP corptop logo.
Loving Zoom this morning. Can’t get audio to work on either my iPad or iPhone, and for some reason the client won’t reinstall on my Mac.
Everyone you meet is dealing with their own demons. From your best friend to the jerk at the coffee shop. Including you. Money, work, family, illness, it doesn’t matter the reason. There doesn’t need to be a reason. What can you do about it? Speak your truth, listen to others.
Anthony Bourdain 😕
What do you use for (digital) note taking?
Grapefruit juice is terrible. It’s like volunteering to drink the stomach bile that comes up when you’ve been throwing up and have nothing left to give.
This game of musical beds that I play with my children through the night needs to end. #dadlife
I’m shocked at how well iOS 12 beta 1 is running for me so far. Like, better than iOS 11.4 final. What is happening?!
It seems like this is the first year in a while where there aren’t compelling feature updates to iOS that require a corresponding update to macOS. In the past it’s been things like Notes, photo file format, Messages sync, etc.
Please, deliver all your I TOLD YOU SO and other assorted ridicule now. It will be processed in the order it was received.
Do be clear, I am not applying it. I wish I never received it. It’s just sitting there taunting me.
Love the opening focus on iOS performance for older devices. #wwdc
Are you ready for some WWDC?
Took one kid to a movie, took other to the park, now I’m being screamed at by the older one because younger one took his toy. So yeah, it’s Saturday. #dadlife
Off to the 10am showing of Solo, with the oldest, making us a Duo.
With the installation of macOS 10.13.5, all my Messages are so iCloudy now. All is right with the world, nothing could possibly bring me down.
macOS 10.13.5 is here!
I need ad block I can apply to my TV while watching the local news.
VVols in vSphere 6.7 now has support for WSFC (Windows Server Failover Clustering) via SCSI-3 reservations blogs.vmware.com/virtualblocks/…
I know that force quitting all my apps on iOS doesn’t really help anything in particular, but it’s kind of satisfying sometimes.
Over-under on macOS 10.13.5 getting released today?
I’m not smart enough for these new smart elevators.