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2018
Apple Twitter for two years: The new MacBook Pro is terrible!
Apple Twitter last week: Hooray they fixed the MacBook Pro!
Apple Twitter this week: The new MacBook Pro is terrible again!
Me: I like my 2017 MacBook Pro just fine thank you.
Woke up at 3:30 to let the dog out and now my inner monologue won’t shut the f— up.
End of availability announcement for vRealize Log Insight for vCenter Server (the 25 endpoint version that uses your vCenter key to activate) blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2018/0…
Traveling with wife on separate airline bookings. I have Pre, she does not. So obviously I left her to go through with my kind. #badhusband
This mall was made for me. Apple Store next to an Eddie Bauer, and a crazy socks store across from a Starbucks. 😍
2018 MacBook Pro keyboard uses silicone membrane to protect from dust 512pixels.net/2018/07/2018-m…
6-core CPU, Apple T2 chip, 32GB of RAM, TrueTone display
😭
The updated MacBook Pro now supports 32GB of RAM.
I’ll be eligible for upgrade in 1029 days.
😩
Room and travel finally booked for VMworld. See you there?
The upside to your dog getting old and losing his hearing is he doesn’t give a shit about fireworks anymore.
GPS issues appear to be resolved in iOS 12 beta 3. 👍
New rollup patching simplifies VMware ESXi updating blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2018/0…
My boss just called me and told me to take Thursday and Friday off. Far be it for me to disobey a direct order. #fivedayweekend
I had a dream last night about meeting the guy who was the leader of the A-Team, and now I have the theme song stuck in my head.
I bet my oldest that he can’t not talk for 15 minutes. There is blissful silence for about 3 minutes and then he breaks. Reset the clock. Wait. Break. #dadlife
All I want, is for me to ask my two children “go put on your pajamas” … one time, and have it just happen. No repeat requests, no manually forcing them into their bedrooms. Just a simple execution of a simple request.
Just, once. #dadlife
I guess the updated Apple Maps sort of explains why location/GPS is all jacked up in the iOS 12 betas. There was more going on than they announced at WWDC.
vSphere 6.7.0b, 6.5 U2b, 6.0U3f, 5.5U3i have all been released to address Speculative Store Bypass (SSB), Variant 4 vmware.com/security/advis… #update
Protip: don’t misspell your own job title on LinkedIn.
VCAP6.5-DCV Design exam scheduled for late July.
GitLab is moving from Azure to Google Cloud Platform … for, reasons about.gitlab.com/2018/06/25/mov…
The family/business drama going on around Buzz Aldrin right now is just, sad. arstechnica.com/science/2018/0…
While driving back to my house: “I should really clean up my office.”
Sitting at my desk: “Meh.”
I walked into a metal pole. The pole won.
My son doesn’t believe me when I told him I went for a walk, by myself. 🤔
Did my first child tooth extraction. Not the first tooth he’s lost, but the first I’ve helped long. The little snapping sound it made was very satisfying. #dadlife
Living up to my online identity gives me so much anxiety mashable.com/2018/06/20/onl…
The more shit that gets added to Instagram, the less interested I am in using it.