Virtually Benevolent

Barclays upgrades VMware, says partnership with Amazon ‘changes everything’ cnbc.com/2017/09/14/bar…

58k tweets. JFC.

No matter where I go, or what I do, I can’t escape being “The View Guy” #vdi4life

Justice Department investigating Equifax execs who dumped shares before announcing breach techcrunch.com/2017/09/18/u-s…

Craig Federighi answers some burning questions about Face ID techcrunch.com/2017/09/15/int…

The Handmaid’s Tale makes Emmy history as first streaming show to win best drama ew.com/tv/2017/09/17/…

If you’ve never watched Handmaid’s Tale, don’t start now, it’ll give you nightmares and make you paranoid.

Take a Xanax and watch tomorrow.

Engineer for an S&P 400 financial tech company. Studied journalism and political science. Didn’t finish my degree. #unqualifiedfortech

Currently at the pediatric ER.

The fun of IoT is when you decide to change your Wifi password, you have to tell All The Things.

I’d seriously throw my phone out the window if this happened to me.

I’ve had two people with Samsung phones talk about a recent update putting ads on their lock screens.

How do people find this acceptable?

I feel like watching the iPhone 7 keynote (last year) again just to get a good buzz about my current devices.

Friday, September 15, 2017 →

I always pre-heat my oven.

Explaining two factor authentication with RSA tokens to my five year old. You know, as all parents do.

Friday, September 15, 2017 →

I didn’t even process the fact that iPhone 8 preorders are tonight until a few minutes ago.

Thursday, September 14, 2017 →

Reports say Alphabet held talks to invest $1 billion in Lyft fastcompany.com/40468656/repor…

Apple iTunes 12.7 removes iOS App Store functionality macrumors.com/2017/09/12/app…

Apple increases prices of select iPad Pro models due to rising NAND flash costs 9to5mac.com/2017/09/12/ipa…

I still have apps that haven’t updated beyond iPhone 5 resolution, even though they’re still maintained.

It’s only been 3 years. 🙄

$10/mo to add a watch to a shared data plan seems excessive to me.

With iOS 11, more options to disable Touch ID means better security eff.org/deeplinks/2017…

On that Face ID keynote goof 512pixels.net/2017/09/on-tha…

I don’t know if it’s because I don’t feel well, or because much of it leaked ahead of time, but I’m leaning towards another year on my 7.

I bet Craig is great at reading bedtime stories.

LIVE DEMO FAIL

Wait what, my evil twin can unlock my phone?

Series 3 looks really great, but I’m not too upset to have purchased a Series 2 last month.