2017

If you’re good today, you can go to grandmas and have a sleep over. #lies

2 of 3 major Cydia hosts shutdown this week #iosjailbreak macrumors.com/2017/11/23/mod…

I didn’t think infection across the home could get worse, but the dog just threw up in the living room.

“This offering has been developed independent of VMware, and is neither certified nor supported by VMware.”

re: Azure blog.cloud.vmware.com/s/content/a1y6…

OnePlus won’t support Android Oreo’s quick OS updates feature theverge.com/circuitbreaker…

3yo Sunday 🤮 5yo today 🤮 Wife now 🤮 Michael 😷

So I guess everyone has to put emoji in their displays names now?

Tonight for dinner: chips and salsa, reheated Costco Mac & Cheese. #healthnut

Today is your monthly reminder that Uber is an awful company.

Meg Whitman to step down as CEO of HPE cnbc.com/2017/11/21/meg…

Is anyone else using the Siri watch face in watchOS 4? I was for a while, and while it will occasionally surface useful information, but it’s seems pretty static/predictable.

For the most part I’ve moved back to Utility, which is static/predictable but nicer looking.

Sites log your keystrokes and mouse movements in real time, before you click submit arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

For a while I’ve been wanting to buy colored Hue lights for my front porch, but I just can’t bring myself to spend $50x2 on lightbulbs.

Power blip, everything in the house just rebooted. Happy Saturday!

How is there not a TweetDeck for iPad?

How Pat Gelsinger saved VMware vsphere-land.com/news/how-pat-g…

What am I up to? Oh nothing, just moving blog engines again. Think I’ll actually write something this time? Probably not.

1Password is copying the wrong value [Fixed in version 7.0.1] discussions.agilebits.com/discussion/837…

Amazon Web Services exiting China, selling to local partner in $300M deal geekwire.com/2017/reports-a…

I’ve been running the beta of Firefox 57 “Quantium” as my main browser on Windows and my backup on Mac. It’s great. It comes out Monday.

If you’ve abandoned Firefox for Chrome in the past, it’s worth a fresh look. mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

Facebook defends revenge porn pilot that has people upload nude images of themselves 🤦‍♂️ techcrunch.com/2017/11/09/fac…

I don’t know what the right way for Twitter to implement general verification is, but I don’t need to. Plenty of smart engineers out there who can solve all the world’s problems, right?

This one has been obvious for years, certainly long before the events of the last ~18 months.

What’s an acceptable time period for tolerating stupid 280 tweets, when can I be safe to mute or unfollow the violators?

Amazon erases new hypervisor from AWS EC2 FAQ theregister.co.uk/2017/11/09/aws…

If you’re going to make a 280 post, at least break it up visually. #paragraphs

New airport, who dis? #NewKCI kansascity.com/news/politics-…

My Twitter web client now shows that I have 280 characters. I’m not sure how to feel about this.

I still have 140. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yep. 140.

If you live in Kansas City (proper) and don’t go vote for #newkci today…

Level 3 broke the Internet today, this explains why I couldn’t Google my way through work wired.com/story/how-a-ti…