2017

Well, that was fun.

Oh the irony. The rain starts as soon as he’s inaugurated.

Why am I watching this? #trainwreck

When the sun came up, Barack Obama was President.

When it goes down, it’ll be Donald Trump.

Hopefully, it comes back up on Saturday.

Doing two new Cisco HyperFlex installs this month. #hci #vExpert

Play in Netflix now works with the TV app imore.com/play-netflix-n…

LinkedIn has a new design.

5YO: “oh crap!” Wife: “we don’t say that” 2YO: “yeah, we say ‘holy crap’”

😂

The most stressful thing I did today was freehand draw a Flash logo with icing on a giant cookie.

The inauguration is scheduled for Friday, but does anyone know when the time travelers arrive?

Pro tip: when you screw up, admit it and move on.

HPE + SimpliVity. Not surprised. Congrats and best of luck to all involved.

I wish Man in The High Castle would go into more detail about how John Smith goes from US Army Captain to The #obergruppenführer

96 out of 100 Android users can’t see the latest emoji symbols 🤷‍♂️ sixcolors.com/link/2017/01/m…

AirPods are awesome. My wife teases me about wearing them, but whatever. Probably just jealous. 👂

Random strangers picking fights pretending to know about my socioeconomic status and life history.

Breath. Don’t feed the trolls.

My 2 year old has been accidentally calling my RetroPie setup, the “Pretendo” … which is oddly very on the nose.

You’ve prepared yourself for the moment Trump gives Putin the Presidental Medal of Freedom, right?

I’ve got a few code names for Donald I’d like to propose. But most of them aren’t appropriate in mixed company.

Family that comes into my house and acts disrespectfully, I’ve had it. Go away. Stay away. Thanks.

I keep saying it, because it continually needs to be said.

America, you made a really, really, poor choice.

When I watched “The Man in The High Castle” last season, I thought “America would have never accepted Nazis!”

2016 cleared that up for me.

Kansas City ranked 52/100 for STEM professionals… so, basically, we’re meh. wallethub.com/edu/best-worst…

The hackers are hacking the hackers motherboard.vice.com/read/hacker-st…

Seriously, America, we fucked this up.

Asking Trump multi-part questions seems like a recipe for not getting anything answered. Press needs clear and concise questions.

Hey everyone, some random lady we’ve never heard of before apparently is replacing the Supreme Court. #emoluments

Trump really likes to stay hydrated.

How far into the Trump administration will he still be talking about how awful Hillary is and relitigating the campaign?

“We had much hacking going on”

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