2017

I feel for John Malcovich.

Good to see #41 still kicking. That dude is a beast. Why did I choke up just now? 🇺🇸

I’m not much of a football fan, but I’ve always liked birds 🐦 #GoFalcons

“No, no more naked Lego.”

… I said with a straight face.

#dadlife

I still haven’t figured out why I have a keybase.io account.

It is OK to talk about other things on social media. It’s not OK to totally ignore what’s going on. #StayWoke

Man in Vietnam veteran hat was pretty fired up in a conversation at Starbucks, finally announced “I didn’t vote for Trump” and walked out.

This is just absolute lunacy.

When people cite Obama and “all his executive orders” remember that he issued the fewest of any two term President since Ulysses S. Grant.

FEDERAL JUDGE HAS ORDERED STAY OF TRUMP EO!

Dealing with a 5 y/o who won’t write thank you cards while stressing about the destruction of Americas standing in the world community.

My LinkedIn profile is now in lockdown mode.

I hope everyone who “couldn’t vote for either of them” is thinking really hard this morning about what your country is becoming.

Green card holders are lawful, PERMANENT RESIDENTS, of the United States. They pay taxes, they just can’t vote, just what the GOP likes!

Is having a LinkedIn profile essential for “doing business” or is all the value pretty declining? I’m seriously considering closing mine.

7 times it looked like federal agencies subtweeted Donald Trump this week vox.com/policy-and-pol…

Congrats America, we’ve survived one week of the Trump Presidency. Only 208 to go!

I feel like we need some sort of trusted third party to verify the identity of all these alt/rouge government accounts.

Anyone using AirPods on a Mac with WebEx? I can’t get any audio or in or out of them in meetings. Works fine with other Mac apps.

Finally renewed and upgraded my VCP6-DCV before it expired at the beginning of next month. 🙄

I helped start my neighborhood’s Nextdoor group, and now I want to close it. Turns out, there’s a reason I don’t talk to my neighbors.

So we’re going take on new debt to pay for the border wall, and then pay 20% more for guacamole to pay it off? Fuck this shit.

President Pence in the first 100 days 🙏

I feel like it’s a good time for another reminder, America, that you made a horrible mistake.

“Set-SmbServerConfiguration -EnableSMB1Protocol $false”

iOS 10.2.1 wiped out a big chunk of my iMessage history on my iPad. So, that’s awesome.

Seriously how much amount time and energy is being expended by now federal employees, to keep the ego of the Supreme Cheeto inflated?

I think what we really need is an Alternative President.

Seriously this Spicer guy is going to have an aneurism if he tries to keep the intensity he had today.

The new Press Secretary makes the Iraqi information minister look sane and rational.