2016

I don’t really like the act of flag burning as a political statement, and I understand it offends people, but, whatever.

The idea that Trump would want to take citizenship away for something as inconsequential as burning a flag is … terrifying.

I DO NOT WANT

Today I setup Setup a new vSphere lab for a customer to move from … KVM.

2016 is a strange year.

My dog may only be 12 or 13, I don’t remember. Either way, he’s always been kind of a jerk.

Dear (actual) Electoral College,

HELP!

Sincerely, America.

Getting spam invitations in your iCloud Calendar? Here’s the fix! imore.com/getting-spam-i…

I had a literature professor in college who’s family escaped Castro in the 60s. I remember the story of when the police came for his father.

First Mrs. Brady, then Fidel. What a day.

For my own sanity I’m going to unfollow a lot of the media folks that I added leading up to the election. It’s seriously getting unhealthy.

I’m considering this Plan B if my smoker fails me today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmD3rX…

It’s 39° outside and the guy down the street from me is hanging his Christmas lights while wearing a T-shirt and gym shorts.

Both birds are out of the bath and on the smoker. Kids are at grandmas.

Maybe I’ll take a nap.

Dear person letting your dog bark outside at midnight, thanks for making me look like the responsible dog owner in the neighborhood.

I’m going to carry my big ass iPad along with my Mac, whenever I go to work, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

Is it possible that Spock mistook all the noise from Trump for the mating call of a whale?

Had my annual eye exam yesterday. Even though it’s 2016, I’m still 20/15.

I don’t really post on Facebook anymore, except the last couple weeks I’ve been confusing people with random Hamilton quotes.

Ben Carson is going to run HUD. Guess it’s probably good that I’ve refinanced my FHA loan already.

All future DNS requests will require Java, Yahoo toolbar is still optional.

All DNS requests are now subject to a nominal fee, and you must license any system that might ever make a DNS request.

Oracle bought Dyn 😳 oracle.com/corporate/pres…

Kansas just beat Texas in football.

2016, man…

Convince me that buying a Wii U for me and my kids wouldn’t be a big waste of money.

You should be required to have a special kind of license to drive in Starbucks parking lots.

Default hashing algorithm changed in OVFTool 4.2 preventing OVF/OVA import using vSphere C# Client virtuallyghetto.com/2016/11/defaul…

Trump’s attorney general pick could restart the encryption fight theverge.com/2016/11/18/136…

Protip: If you run Veeam backup on a migration target, while you Robocopy 4TB of data to your target, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I don’t want to computer anymore.

I changed my Twitter profile header to slabs of ribs on my smoker. Left, right, alt-right, we can all enjoy BBQ.

Except you, vegans, sorry.