2014

How did I miss the iOS 8.1.2 release today?! I’m getting slow in my old age.

VMware Horizon View 6.0.2 is out. Doing a new install this morning. To go bleeding edge, or not? ;)

ThinApp != vApp. Stop calling it that. #customers

Giving Linux Mint 17.1 a whirl.

BREAKING: If you stand up a company twice for an interview, your chances of getting hired are 0.00%.

TweetDeck just prompted me to convert my TweetDeck login over to use Twitter as my login. I did it, and it worked. #shocked

How I wanted to spend my Monday morning, call with TAC. Came in to do View work, customer UCS environment lost an FI. Fixing that instead.

Saw a Facebook post calling for a New Crusade. Reviewed comments. Closed Facebook. Quit life.

Applied for vExpert 2015. Don’t forget to register before the deadline next Friday!

Sony saved thousands of passwords in a folder named ‘Password’ flip.it/p6PmT

Today is going to be a long day. Cutting over customer View 4.6 environment to new View 6.0 setup.

Who needs more than one port group? #vlan1

I don’t know how there is enough time and coffee available in a day for some people to be as knowledgable as they are, about so many things.

Thank you, Hilton, for your two showering options. Magma Trickle or Arctic Blast. #thankyounotes

Missed the #CiscoChampions podcast today.

I’m already failing. :(

Iran is attacking ISIS in Iraq flip.it/mIVgH #frenemy

A $200 sterling silver Starbucks card? Seriously? This is a thing?

I’ve never told my kid there is no such thing as Santa. But I’ve never tried to convince my him that Santa is real, either.

Grandma: “what’s Santa going to bring you for Christmas?” 2YO: “you mean my dad?” #naturalbornskeptic

I feel bad that the people about to make my grande Caramel Macchiato have to work on Thanksgiving.

Not bad enough to skip. #priorities

My OoO message: “I’m eating turkey, you should be too.”

Bird Bath

This is the turkey brine receipe I’ve been using, adapted from this one by Traeger. The first time I used it, it was identical to their instructions but I’ve since boiled it down to what I consider the basics. 20 cups of water AKA 5 quarts 1–1/2 cups of kosher salt 2 cups of bourbon 2 cups of maple syrup 1 tablespoon whole cloves 2 tablespoons whole peppercorns 6–8 cracked up bay leaves Mix everything in a big pot.

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This hashtag thing just jumped the shark. #Hashkey kickstarter.com/projects/10006…

Thought I was going to install View while I cooked, turned out my VPN account can’t get me to where I need to go, so I’ll soak in Twitter.

First #vExpert, now #CiscoChampion. After #EMCElect I’ll be able to build you a vBlock with my social powered awesome sauce.

Is there still a possibility that the federal government can pursue charges? #FergusonDecision

Fuck Cancer. #justsaying

European Parliament to call for breakup of Google, report says flip.it/7bRud

Costco with kids the weekend before Thanksgiving is a horrible, no good, very bad idea.

Ah, to be awoken by a two year old and asked to go get donuts. Happy Saturday.