Yesterday my local paper posted an article about a new coffee shop that has opened up near my house.
Arshad said he has instilled his own requirements for quality in the restaurant. Most of the products used are kosher and organic and he uses organic fair-trade coffee. And with that philosophy, he also balances the need for affordable prices. Arshad says he has accomplished that and maintains some of the lowest prices in the area. A large cup of coffee at Java Jive costs $1.95 while a small costs $1.50.
I’m all for supporting a local business, so this afternoon I decide to go check it out.
I just wanted to get a plain cup of coffee, nothing fancy. I look at the prices and a confirm what the article says a coffee is, $1.95. I ask the girl working there for one. She asks if I want milk in it. Sure.
“OK, that’s a latte” … Rings me up for a $4 drink.
No, I explain, I just want regular coffee.
“But you said you want milk? Did you mean a cappuccino?” and she points to the cappuccino machines in the corner that look just like the ones you see at a gas station turning powder and water into drinkable substance.
“No, plain, black coffee, with milk in it.” … She looks puzzled. Turns around at the board, looks at me, shrugs her shoulders and says …
“So, not a latte?”
I left and went to Starbucks.
(Thanks to @djchrisallen for pointing out how much like Larry David I’ve become.)