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Are you on the $20 or $100 per month cocaine plan?

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Cocaine makes me more productive. My productivity went 10x when I started doing cocaine. I snort with care and make sure my cocaine is as ethically produced and supplied as possible. With cocaine I can do the menial tasks much quicker, giving me more time to focus on quality. Cocaine also has improved a lot lately. It's not the same cocaine as just a few months ago. You're free to not use cocaine, but you'll be left behind as everyone around you will be using it to be more productive than you. Cocaine is the future.

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Cocaine makes me more productive. My productivity went 10x when I started doing cocaine. I snort with care and make sure my cocaine is as ethically produced and supplied as possible. With cocaine I can do the menial tasks much quicker, giving me more time to focus on quality. Cocaine also has improved a lot lately. It's not the same cocaine as just a few months ago. You're free to not use cocaine, but you'll be left behind as everyone around you will be using it to be more productive than you. Cocaine is the future.

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